slash and burn / return /listen to yourself churn

Tomorrow I am going to see Jimmy Neutron for free.

Orrin Hatch is going to destroy our computer.

My birthday is in 3 days.

I have dramatically reduced my buddy list. In real life, too.

We went to Portland for the weekend. It was really nice. I bought a stack of zines.

I want to get a tattoo on my birthday.

Duncan is in charge of my party from here on out so that I don't spend too much time worrying about attendance (read: have a "nobody is coming to my party" freakout). I'll have one anyway. ;)

Even the best antidepressants are no match for a friend who suddenly isn't... coupled with unresponsive acquaintances, unmet honesty, and horrible PMS.

Adults who demonize and abuse other people's children because the parents aren't doing a good job should be caned. And then sterilized. I can't imagine the ignorance (or is it cruelty?) that must be behind someone's decision to hold a small child responsible for the fact that his/her parents haven't bothered to do a good job raising him/her.

I want to go to the:

And I am determined to start my own zine and have my own table there next year. Yes.

We were at a 30th birthday party this weekend, the invitation of which referred to the birthday girl's 30s as her "best decade yet." This is exactly how I feel.

I saw a place in the mall that sells pet hermit crabs. I want two. So very badly.